<tap> <tap> <tap> Ahem! Is this thing on?
What’s the point of this whole interweb thing? People keep telling us we have to be on-line and take part in this newfangled digital revolution sweeping the planet. Well, if you want to do something, do it right, that’s what someone says. We have ourselves a spanking new weblog. Welcome, and thanks for tuning in!
What are we going to post here? Stuff about The Luddites, of course! And, uh, anything else that comes to mind.